The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #4

The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #4

Writing: Scott Lobdell

Art: Gene Ha

Note: Story continues in X-Men #35.

What Went Down:  Nathan is at death’s door as the techno-organic virus is breaking down his body completely.  Apparently he has been in remission for a while, but hitting puberty has caused the virus to flare up again.  Turrin and his people are doing everything to help him, but it doesn’t look good for the boy.  Jean thinks she could help him if she could reach him telepathically, but she says there is psi-interference through the coma. 

Over at Apocalypse’s citadel, the villain is preparing to possess Stryfe’s body, in spite of the protests of Ch’Vayre.  We learn that Apocalypse named the boy Stryfe after an enemy who almost defeated him centuries ago.  The irony being that Apocalypse thinks this boy is an abducted Nathan Summers, but really he is the same Stryfe that will grow up to try to kill him in the past yet again. 

As Nathan is dying, he has an out of body experience, and he is visited by the spirit of a young Rachel Summers.  In the physical world, Scott decides to stay with Nathan in lieu of going on another raid to defeat Apocalypse.  He refuses to abandon his son again after doing it once already.  The rebels attack the citadel.  Turrin is taken out by a psi-attack from Ch’Vayre, who proposes an alliance with Redd. 

Rachel explains that the techno-virus is something he has to accept and that he has more power than any other telepath.  She explains that as the Mother Askani, she brought Nate to this time and created a clone as a decoy.  Rachel explains his destiny as Cable, although she tells him he won’t remember any of this.  Just as Nathan dies on the table, Nate fights and comes out of it.  He thanks Slym for not leaving him and tells him they’re needed where Redd is. 

As Apocalypse prepares to take Stryfe’s body, he taunts Xavier and the other villains he outlived.  He is interrupted by a psi-attack from Jean and Ch’Vayre.  The villain knocks them back and goes to complete the ritual.  Since the boy is a clone, he cannot contain Apocalypse’s essence.  Scott and Nathan show up, and the Dayspring family focuses their powers on Apocalypse. 

As they are about to defeat the villain, Scott and Jean begin fading from existence.  Nathan frees Stryfe, preventing Apocalypse from transferring his essence, and Apocalypse “utters his final cry.” Scott and Jean try to say goodbye to Nathan as they fade away.  Rachel appears to Jean and explains that her physical body died minutes ago.  She says she lived a long life and asks Jean to take the name Phoenix in remembrance of all the good the Phoenix force did.  As Scott fades, he tells Nate he’ll never be alone, and he will be a cable that unites the past to the future. 

After the couple fades, Ch’Vayre explains that Apocalypse’s followers will try to avenge him and find his heir, Stryfe.  He says his resources will protect Stryfe and himself, but not Nathan.  Nathan says not to worry about him as he’s going to put back together the dream Apocalypse dismantled.

How It Was: Well it’s the final issue, and we’re finally getting to the meat of the story we’ve been waiting for.  Here’s the final battle with Apocalypse, which turns out to be very underwhelming.  What it amounts to is the Dayspring clan shooting an old man just before he transfers bodies.  It’s disappointing to see Apocalypse die in such an anticlimactic and lackluster way.  Plus I thought Apocalypse ruled Cable’s future when he was an adult as well, but I could be misrembering.  On top of the toothless defeat of one of the X-Men’s greatest enemies, there’s the problem that Scott, Jean, and Ch’Vayre really have no major contribution to the end.  Ch’Vayre especially, as the only new character we’ve really spent time with, feels like his potential has been wasted by having him focus on the unlikable Stryfe. 

Still this issue does have a lot going for it.  The material dealing with Nathan’s near-death is handled wonderfully.  Gene Ha’s art as the virus breaks down the young boy’s body is surreal and haunting.  And the depiction in his mind of Nathan accepting the virus is really well handled.  Having Scott stay in spite of the final battle is a nice touch, even though as I said last issue we haven’t really seen him neglect Nathan yet.  And then there are the inevitable goodbyes that you’ve been expecting since issue one that are all pretty strong.  Yes we all know Nathan isn’t going to die, and Scott and Jean aren’t going to stay in the future.  But the idea of them being separated from their child is wonderfully handled, even if the trauma is forgotten after a month or two in the other x-titles. 

Along with Apocalypse, it’s sad to see there is no comeuppance for Stryfe, since the boy has killed more in the series than anyone else in the entire story.  Obviously he has to grow up to be the regular Marvel Universe villain, but almost getting possessed just doesn’t seem satisfying enough.  There are also some pretty wonky plot devices going on related to Stryfe.  It’s necessary that Lodell establish a purpose for Stryfe’s existence (a decoy for Nathan) as well as show that there is some difference between the two.  So we get Apocalypse crying about how Stryfe isn’t the authentic child, completely stopping the possession process, followed by saying it doesn’t matter, and he’ll possess the boy anyway.  I do love the touch that Stryfe is named after his future self.

What does work is both the low-key and full-on dramatic moments: Rachel and Nathan talking in his mind, Scott saying goodbye, and Rachel saying goodbye to Jean.  It’s nice to go back to a time when the Marvel Universe didn’t automatically associate the Phoenix with destruction, because that’s not its primary function.  Although Rachel’s reasoning for Jean naming herself Phoenix is somewhat off (as a tribute to the Phoenix force and all the good it did) it comes off more as Jean’s tribute to the incredibly complex and difficult life her alternate reality/possibly future daughter had to live.  Even though the action is a little disappointing, and the resolution is rather abrupt, there are some nice character moments hidden in here.  Plus it does finally clear up some of the tangled continuity about Cable, Apocalypse, Stryfe, and Cyclops.

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The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #3

Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #3

Writing: Scott Lobdell

Art: Gene Ha

What Went Down: We enter on Jean again instructing a now eight-year-old Nathan on using his powers to conceal his disease.  It is difficult for him, but he manages to do it.  Nathan complains about the fact that the family has to conceal who and what they are, and Jean does her best to console him. 

In the heart of the great city, we see Apocalypse and Ch’Vayre interrupting Stryfe as he tortures humans for fun. Ch’Vayre again brings up how Stryfe is being robbed of a childhood, still somehow oblivious to the idea that Stryfe is to be his master’s vessel, even though Apocalypse tells him again.  Back with our heroes, Scott and Jean meet up with Turrin and some other rebels to plan a raid on one of Apocalypse’s facilities.  Turrin expresses regret that Redd and Slym won’t kill in a war, and Jean pulls Scott aside to tell him that he is neglecting Nathan, just as he did back in his X-Factor days.  Many of the rebels share their distrust of the couple with the group, all while Nathan excitedly observes the meeting in a tree. 

Nathan follows the group secretly as they break into the installation.  A robot rebel named Gyak discovers files that Scott and Jean recognize as the Legacy Virus, although this version is designed to kill humans.  The rebels are suddenly ambushed by prelates; Nathan tries to go down to help, but a voice stops him.  Scott and Jean do a good job of fighting back without their powers, although the rebels lament how the couple always wounds instead of kills.  Stryfe appears and tells the soldiers to ignore Ch’Vayre’s orders and kill all the rebels.  Scott feels there is no choice but to use his optic blasts, revealing himself as a mutant.  Ch’Vayre chides Stryfe for panicking the rebels, while the mystery voice instructs Nathan on using a computer, even though he’s never seen one in his life. 

Stryfe sees the light from Nathan’s location and goes after him while Ch’Vayre recognizes Redd and Slym as the rebels who got away.  Nathan and Stryfe meet and are astonished by their resemblance.  Stryfe begins to kill Nathan, commenting on how he can feel the pain.  The voice instructs Nate to fight back, and he knocks Stryfe unconscious.  However, the strain compromises his body’s control of the tech virus. 

The prelates are confused as to why mutants are helping the resistance.  As the facility blows up, Turrin saves Scott while Jean saves Nathan.  We learn that Nathan programmed the self-destruct, and that the voice’s name was Rachel.  Later Scott visits the comatose body of Rachel and thanks her for the help.  We end on Ch’Vayre contemplating how Apocalypse and Stryfe betray the idea of survival of the fittest. 

How It Was:  Issue three of this series continues to depict events without any real feeling or understanding of their significance.  The entire raid has some decent action, but there’s never a point where it feels like it matters to the big picture—the battle against Apocalypse.  Even worse, all the rebels come off as ungrateful and self-serving jerks, complaining about Scott and Jean even though they themselves never seem to contribute to the rebellion in any meaningful way.  We’re introduced to a half dozen new characters, and they’re all either whiney or completely void of personality.  It’s also at this point that I’m starting to see just how incidental Scott and Jean are to this story.  Really we’re just waiting for Nathan to age old enough to be left on his own, and in the meantime Cyclops and Jean are left padding time with adventures that don’t seem to affect Apocalypse one way or the other.  After all, both the rebels and Ch’Vayre decide blowing up the lab is a good idea, so it’s obvious that neither side really cares all that much about its strategic value.

Speaking of Ch’Vayre, the interesting aspects about him have waned.  While it was nice to see him as an outsider and true-believer in the philosophies of Apocalypse last issue, now he’s devolved into this nervous mother figure worrying about and scolding Stryfe.  His compassion for the boy wouldn’t be so bad if Stryfe wasn’t such a spoiled and remorseless brat with absolutely no redeeming value.  The audience wants the sadistic Stryfe to suffer; aligning Ch’Vayre’s sympathies to Stryfe makes him almost as unlikeable.

Lobdell does get some pretty good material out of the conflicted Jean and her knowledge of young Nathan’s fate and the life she is condemning him to.  But other than that, nothing really stands out.  For such a long and padded series, it seems strange that we would have to receive exposition that Scott is neglecting Nathan as opposed to actually seeing an example of it.  All in all this issue is more of the same as last.  We’re teased with reveals that in hindsight never pan out to anything meaningful, such as the Legacy Virus, and the battle driving the plot never seems impacted one way or the other.

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The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #2

Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #2

Writing: Scott Lobdell

Art: Gene Ha

What Went Down: Jean and Scott, now going by the aliases Redd and Slym Dayspring, have taken the now five-year-old Nathan to the settlement of Coastcrest.  According to Apocalypse’s law, all non-mutants must return to their home for scanning, and this is the location given on their forged papers.  Redd and Slym have spent the last years travelling from town to town, trying to keep Nathan protected.  Scott and Jean are overheard by another traveler speaking Old English, and we learn that Scott’s knee was injured in his fall last issue.  Crestcoast also happens to be home to the remnants of the Askani clan.

Over at the House of Apocalypse, we catch up with Ch’Vayre, finding himself in the midst of a party while condemning his fellow mutants for becoming lazy, weak, and decadent.   Caught up with notions of pageantry and status, Ch’Vayre feels that the ruling mutant race has lost sight of Apocalypse’s philosophy of the survival of the fittest.  Also all of the partygoers are intimidated by him. 

While contemplating his failure to end the Askani Clan years ago in issue one, Ch’Vayre walks into a young Stryfe incinerating one of his instructors.  The soldier tries to explain to the boy how he shouldn’t use his powers on people, but he is interrupted by an elderly Apocalypse, who embraces the boy and greets him.  Once Stryfe leaves, Ch’Vayre expresses distress at the decision to enhance the boy’s powers at his age, but Apocalypse is desperate since each body he takes wears out sooner and sooner. 

Back at the gates of Crestcoast, Jean instructs Nathan how he can hold back his techno organic virus with the power of his mind.  Scott and Jean give a lecture about hard work, and how one day he’ll be accepted for who he is.  At the gates, the guards destroy the group’s transit papers and rough up Scott, thinking the group only human.  The traveler that overheard them speaking Old English has ratted them out for a reward.  Scott takes the beating, hoping to alleviate suspicion, but Nathan decides to attack and bite one of the guards. 

Scott is about to engage the guards when a man named Turrin shows up and recommends the guards back off.  Turrin is mostly machine, having been presumed dead at a raid years ago, but apparently he’s been living in Coastcrest, and the guards use him as a means of obtaining “amenities.”  The snitch argues that Turrin is a criminal, so the guards kill the rat as the group departs.  Turrin takes the group to an Askani stronghold, where they lay eyes on the suffering humans.

How It Was:  Right from the beginning of the issue the creators have over-embraced the idea of Nathan as a messiah.  We see Scott and Jean crossing a desert, with donkey, while Jean holds the young Nathan.  It’s obvious that they’re going for a biblical motif—Jean even has a blue veil on similar to the Virgin Mary.  It’s an interesting motif to go for, and while the script doesn’t do a lot with the Nathan as messiah idea, the art sure makes the most of it.  The cities even look like the sets from a biblical story.  Although the future world is never fully defined, it definitely has a grand scope to it.

Where things get complex is when dealing with the language of this world.  Scott and Jean at times speak in subtitled dialog, which I assumed was the native language of this world.  They are approached by the traveler speaking unsubtitled English, and the traveler accuses them of speaking Old English then, but in English without the brackets that indicate a different language.  While the way our heroes are caught is functional enough, it doesn’t come across clearly in a written medium. 

Also Ch’Vayre is getting a little more interesting.  He’s definitely more likable as a noble warrior in a room full of spoiled and pampered debutantes, but he brings up an interesting question that is never fully addressed.  Apocalypse’s defining attribute as a villain was this idea of honing all life into the fittest survivors: the ones worthy of life.  But this world of privilege and excess for mutants flies in the face of that.  We get some half-hearted excuse that Apocalypse can’t really be bothered because he just needs a new body, but that’s pretty unsatisfying.  The main villain has been diluted into this parasitic body snatcher, which really isn’t that interesting.  We get none of the ruthlessness or cunning seen in Age of Apocalypse, nor the stoic acceptance of fate—the willingness to fight and prove himself worthy, as we did in The X-Cutioner’s Song.  Also, Ch’Vayre seems weirdly fixated on how Stryfe is being brought up when it is obvious with Apocalypse’s dialogue that the boy is just being used as another body.

This is actually a pretty quiet issue.  There’s no real action to speak of, other than Scott being hit a few times and Nathan biting a guard.  Instead we get some of the quiet character moments that Lobdell is known for.  Nothing really stands out though, and it’s all a little slow.  There is a scene showing Jean instructing Nate in his powers, but we get a similar scene next issue so this one is redundant.  Nothing outstanding really happens—the plot just continues to chug along.

Ha’s art is just great; the alien look of Turrin almost makes up for how little we learn about him.  The landscapes and backgrounds as the family travels to the gates are beautiful.  I’ve read reviewers comment about how ugly some of the designs are, but that is sort of the point—seeing the horrifying amalgamation of machine and man that is Turrin is supposed to be…well, horrifying and grotesque.  It’s just too bad this character (or any of the others) never really gets fleshed out or defined.  And although the end isn’t really a cliffhanger, it works because of the pained expressions on the people and the elaborate complexity of walls, pipes, and debris in the room.  You don’t learn much about the organization, but you can feel the desperation and despair in the splash page at the end.

Honestly this isn’t anything groundbreaking.  There are a couple of tidbits for fans—we learn how Nathan got his surname of Dayspring, and see some of his training in his burgeoning powers.  Plus Gene Ha draws such intricate designs for the parts of Nathan enveloped in the virus, as opposed to the standard shiny, metal arm.  The plot’s slowed down after the spectacle of issue one, and what we discover about our main villain is underwhelming.  Still, the art is some of the best you’ll see.

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The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #1

The Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix #1

Writing: Scott Lobdell

Art: Gene Ha

Note: This story takes place after X-Men #30, but right before X-Men #35
 

What Went Down: Jean Grey wakes up in an unfamiliar setting after falling unconscious during her honeymoon with Cyclops.  Unable to use her powers, she still manages to escape and save a fellow prisoner who just happens to be Cyclops.  Turns out the happy newlyweds have been transported two thousand years into the future to the Askani Cloister during a raid by Apocalypse’s troops.  The remaining Askani are losing, but still fighting, and their leader is an elderly Rachel Summers. 

Rachel is almost defeated by one of Apocalypse’s head soldiers, Ch’Vayre.  The powerless Scott and Jean attack him, and manage to fend him off with the help of a futuristic gun.  While they escape, Rachel explains that Apocalypse rules the world.  The Askani is the organization that took Scott’s son to the future back in the eighties in X-Factor to cure his techno-organic virus.  A clone was created to throw Apocalypse off the real Nathan’s trail.  You see, Nathan is the perfect bodily host for Apocalypse, since the villain wears out the bodies he possesses faster and faster with each one.  Together a cured Nathan and Rachel would be powerful enough to defeat Apocalypse. 

Rachel uses her powers to give Scott and Jean weaker versions of their own powers, since the bodies they inhabit are cloned from their genetic descendants.  Then she falls into a coma.  The couple recalls passing out on their beach vacation, and then they discover Apocalypse’s army.  Ch’Vayre holds up the baby Nathan, and threatens to kill the child if they don’t turn over Mother Askani (Rachel).  Scott and Jean get in another fight, rescue the baby, and flood the area to cover their escape.  Trapped in the future in bodies of their closest genetic descendants, the couple vows to raise Nathan (the future Cable) by themselves.

How It Was:  Even though Cyclops is my favorite X-Man, the idea of him headlining a series without the benefit of the other X-Men to demonstrate his leadership is still a hard sell.  Add in the fact that Jean is along for the ride, and we all know this series is going to be chock full of reaffirmations of undying love and affection.  Still it’s good that Scott Lobdell takes the time to celebrate the couple’s new status quo as husband and wife with a mini that resolves some lingering storylines.

The real reason to buy this book is the artwork by Gene Ha.  Everything is so clear, but looks so alien—the design of the Askani Cloister is a perfect example with its angled and curved walls.  Just looking at it makes you feel like you could get lost in it.  His Scott and Jean duplicates are suitably old and haggard, as opposed to the pinups most super heroes resemble, and Ha’s characters are some of the most expressive I’ve seen in comics.  Rather than just draw Baby Nathan with some metal crap on his face, Ha goes the extra mile and makes something that is creepy and unnerving in its appearance. 

As for the plot, it moves at a decent pace even though it’s all setup.  The body-swap of Scott and Jean is a nice callback for Rachel from ‘Days of the Future Past,’ and realistically Cyclops never got any sort of narrative closure from the eighties X-Factor story where he gave up baby Nathan.  There’s a decent amount of action to break up the exposition, even though the stakes aren’t readily apparent at the beginning. 

Where it falters is that this issue doesn’t really give us much of a feel for the new alien world Scott and Jean find themselves in, nor does it give them any time to really reflect on their situation.  There are some fun comments where Scott pokes fun at the absurdity of Summers family continuity, and they do acknowledge that everything they know is gone, but we never get the “freakout” or any relatable response to these circumstances—Scott and Jean just go on because they’re X-Men and that’s what they do.  Also, the enemy Ch’Vayre is sort of interesting—he’s characterized as an honorable knight-sort who genuinely believes in the order brought by Apocalypse’s rule—but his design, especially his hair, is bland and generic.  In a world where mutants are dominant, I was hoping to see more than a bulked up helmetless-Robocop.

Immunity to shock and despair aside, this is a fun little adventure so far.  Unlike most dystopian Marvel Universes, this one doesn’t have the fun geek appeal of seeing changes to all your favorite characters and concepts because they’re all gone at this point.  What works is the family on the run, and the fact that by the end we have an impossible task for the couple to complete.  Though their reactions are a little too stoic to be believable, it’s still fun to see Scott and Jean face such a huge problem with limited allies, resources, or familiarity with anything.

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X-Factor #86

X-Factor #86
Writer: Peter David
Artist: Jae Lee

What Went Down: Part 10 of the X-Cutioner’s Song. Last issue, Cyclops and Jean Grey escaped Stryfe’s base; unfortunately, his base was on the Moon, so now the couple starts off this issue dying of exposure in outer space.

On Earth, Wolverine is filling in the rest of the X-Men on the “discovery” that Stryfe’s base is on the Moon from last issue. Havok even pokes fun at the ridiculousness of the reasoning behind the reveal. The remaining X-teams organize themselves into squads, and Storm tells Cable, Bishop, and Wolverine to wait for them. Before they go, they want Apocalypse to fulfill his end of the bargain and cure Xavier.

Back at the Moon, Stryfe shows up to rescue Cyclops and Jean with a bubble full of air. Stryfe tells them that their escape was planned and that he will save them if they beg for their lives. When they refuse, Stryfe gets a little ticked.

All the X-Men threaten Apocalypse in case he decides to double-cross them, while Multiple Man alerts Havok that the X-Patriots most likely escaped the hospital. They lie to their boss Val Cooper about there being anything wrong.

Apocalypse begins the process of curing Xavier, but he refuses to tell anybody what he’s doing. Everybody panics because it looks like the virus is enveloping the Professor, but Archangel insists that Apocalypse is their only hope. Then Apocalypse sucks it in himself, a big flash of light occurs, and then Xavier is cured.

There’s a brief scene of a doctor discovering Multiple Man’s duplicate unconscious in the hospital bed. As I’ve said before, I don’t know where this plotline goes from here.

Cable’s group decides to go ahead and teleport to the Moon. After they arrive, they discuss stealthily infiltrating the base before being confronted by the Dark Riders and an army of soldiers.

How It Was: Everything starts coming together rather nicely towards the end as a bunch of the conflicts do get resolved. Everybody learns where Scott and Jean are (and I love how David pokes fun at the stupidity behind the logic they use), and Xavier gets cured. Of course, Apocalypse’s cure does read as a bit of a lucky convenience, i.e. deus ex machina, but it’s a comic book virus so I guess it makes as much sense as anything. The conflict over Xavier’s cure due to the villain’s refusal to explain his tactics is pretty unnecessary, and the tension doesn’t really work at all.

The scenes on the Moon with Scott and Jean aren’t really that compelling either, as once again we see Stryfe underestimate the couple when they refuse to beg for their lives. But I will say that Jae Lee’s art does look particularly good when depicting space; both the gritty dark backgrounds and the panels utilizing negative space provide a very cool effect to look at. The scenes where Apocalypse is curing Xavier are also pretty unique to look at. But there are still some very awkward expressions, such as Havok’s on the second page. And unfortunately, Wolverine, Cable, and Bishop sit around doing nothing for like the third straight issue in a row.

While a lot of subplots get resolved, there isn’t really a lot to this issue; most of the scenes seem a little too long and not a lot actually happens. I don’t think it should take three pages to establish that the kidnapped X-Men are on the Moon, nor do I think that four pages should be used to have the X-Men yell a variety of threats and ultimatums at the only guy who can help them. There are some really good moments, but it just feels like the book is just stalling for time until the next issue. At least things actually take place.

Random Fact: The following issue of X-Factor featured a new regular artist by the name of Joe Quesada. Of course, this is the same man who would go on to become the current Editor and Chief of Marvel Comics. Who would of thought?

B-

Uncanny X-Men #296

Uncanny X-Men #296
Writer: Scott Lobdell
Artist: Brandon Peterson

What Went Down: Part 9 of the X-Cutioner’s Song. Our issue starts out with Cyclops holding Jean Grey with his visor off. The Dark Riders think she is dead, but really she is using her powers to suppress Cyclops’ beams. Together they ambush the Dark Riders and continue running, but Stryfe is observing them on the viewscreen, letting the audience know that this is all planned.

At the X-Men’s home, Beast has successfully extracted the bullet, but the Professor is still sick. Polaris reveals that they are aware of Cable, Bishop, and Wolverine’s team up and tries to keep Beast’s spirits high.

Over on Greymalkin, Cable’s crew is using their page space to recap all of the events of the crossover up to this point; they explain it as if they are trying to go over clues in order to discover Stryfe’s base, but really it’s for those readers who haven’t picked up every issue.

Cyclops and Jean lose their pursuers and discover a baby boy hooked up to Stryfe’s base.

Apocalypse finishes recuperating and offers to save Xavier. Archangel reluctantly backs up Apocalypse’s claim that he is the only one who can help.

As Scott and Jean search for a way to free the baby, Stryfe contacts them telepathically and tells them that by killing the baby, they will kill him as well. Stryfe is convinced that the X-Men will think nothing of sacrificing a baby, and he is taken aback when they refuse. The Dark Riders show up, and the heroes jump off of the balcony rather than endanger the infant. Cyclops shoots a hole in the wall, and some force sucks the couple outside. It is revealed that the baby was really an illusion made by Stryfe and that the whole thing was really a bluff to prove that Cyclops is really evil.

Back on Graymalkin, Wolverine decides that Cyclops and Jean Grey must be on the moon, since they couldn’t possibly be anywhere on Earth; the logic on this one is spotty at best, but it turns out to be true as the last page is a splash of Cyclops and Jean out in space, gasping for air.

How It Was: Lots and lots of talking in this one. The only real action comes from Cyclops and Jean’s escape, but even parts of that are made overly complicated by the writing. Why is it more effective for Jean to hold back Cyclops’ powers and then attack? Why not just attack outright? Also, even though Cyclops is my favorite character, I dislike action scenes with him and Jean because the dialogue often degrades to silly pet names and constant reaffirmations of their love; they’re constantly kissing, holding hands or calling each other “my love” and it can get a little hokey. The scene with the baby is a little overly melodramatic as well, but it does hit the right emotional points for Scott’s character.

Meanwhile Cable, Wolverine, and Bishop are trapped in the plotline that will not advance. The story recap is way too long for its own good, and I still have no idea how Wolverine comes to the conclusion that the villains are on the moon. First the group establishes that Stryfe has to be hiding in plain sight…because he has to be. Then they rule out any locations on Earth because Cerebro and Graymalkin never picked up any signals, despite the fact that Stryfe is a villain from the future and has access to technology that could probably block scans or whatever. So obviously it has to be the moon! Every single scene with these three, arguably the three most popular characters in the X-books, in this issue is pure crap.

On the bright side, the scenes with Apocalypse are nice and ominous, and the reasoning behind them is sound since Apocalypse was already established to know about techno-organics from building Archangel’s wings and infecting Cyclops’ son.

On the art side, the scenes with Apocalypse and Archangel are very dark, but bold, setting the perfect tone. The scenes with Cyclops and Jean fighting are also suitably flashy and bright. My only complaint is that the baby always looked a little creepy to me, but I guess it’s hard to draw a baby with wires sticking out of it and not have it be a little creepy.

Probably the weakest issue of the crossover due to so many pages being taken up by needless exposition.

C

X-Force #17

X-Force #17
Writer: Fabian Nicieza
Art: Greg Capullo

What Went Down: Because the X-Office thought it would be cool: Stryfe versus Apocalypse. While Stryfe’s motivation remains unknown at this point, most readers assumed he was ticked off at Apocalypse for giving Nathan Summers the virus; later stories would also establish that Stryfe was raised and betrayed by Apocalypse as well. Anyway, the fight is totally one sided since Apocalypse hasn’t finished recharging after being let out too early, so Stryfe stabs him with a knife, but Apocalypse manages to teleport away. The Dark Riders agree to follow Stryfe, since their whole gimmick is that they always follow the strongest.

In his space station, Cable uses his sentient computer named The Professor to explain to Bishop and Wolverine how Cable knows Stryfe and that Stryfe looks exactly like him. Nobody knows why.

At the mansion Stevie Hunter is taking care of injured X-characters from the MLF fight. Havok asks Cannonball to talk to his team, and it is established that Beast is attempting to surgically remove Stryfe’s bullet from Professor X’s head to try to stop the virus from spreading. X-Force appears in their own book for two whole pages where they basically complain about being held prisoner. Siryn and Multiple Man do have a fun scene where they discuss her relationship with one of his multiples; this subplot does actually pop up in later stories, most recently the relaunch of X-Factor.

Cyclops and Jean break out of their cell after Stryfe leaves; apparently Stryfe himself was responsible for keeping their powers in check, not the cell.

Apocalypse’s teleport destination is revealed. It turns out he was heading for the mansion. Archangel attacks, but Apocalypse reveals that he is there to cure Professor X and work with the X-Men.

How It Was: Well Stryfe is really being pushed as a badass at this point. After defeating the Dark Riders single handedly last issue, Stryfe proceeds to beat the tar out of Apocalypse, one of the most powerful X-villains ever. Of course, Apocalypse isn’t at full strength, so conceivably fans would want to see some type of rematch later. In fact, it does eventually happen, much later, in 2009 during the Messiah War crossover, over ten years after the initial story.

So once again we have another totally one-sided fight, making it hard to get excited about. Even harder to get excited about are the five pages of exposition that follow as Cable explains everything about Stryfe to Wolverine and Bishop. It’s definitely a necessary scene since Stryfe hadn’t really existed outside of the New Mutants and X-Force up until this point, yet it’s still really clunky and dull. The only real plot advancement in this issue is the escape of Cyclops and Jean Grey and the arrival of Apocalypse at the mansion.

I’m sure the X-Force staff also endeared their readers by having the eponymous team appear in their own book for a whole two pages. After this issue, Cable and Cannonball are the only two members to participate in the crossover, even the final issue that also happens to be an issue of X-Force. Oh well.

The art is once again very good and fits in perfectly with the styles of all the other X-books, sans X-Factor.

B-

X-Factor #85

X-Factor #85
Writer: Peter David
Art: Jae Lee

What Went Down: Part 6 of the X-Cutioner’s Song. It’s time for another round of Pointless Fighting Between Heroes. This week, Reason #32—one or more heroes thinks that another hero did something wrong when he didn’t. So right from the start, we know how the Bishop and Wolverine versus Cable fight is going to end; they’ll fight for an issue, then Cable will explain that he was not the one who shot Xavier, and they’ll believe it. And that is exactly what happens. There just isn’t much else to say about this plotline other than it’s a big flashy fight that lasts the whole issue.

For the rest of the issue we have X-Factor and the Gold Team, joined by the recently freed Cannonball and Boomer of X-Force, searching for the Mutant Liberation Front headquarters. Their method of search involves just going up to local townspeople and asking if they know where the MLF is. Surprisingly, this actually works and the townspeople attack the X-Group.

All the way in Switzerland, Apocalypse has stumbled across one of Cable’s safehouses… somehow. He muses that Cable’s guns are of the same technology as the alien spaceship where he received his own technology. He also wonders if Cable was once a member of X-Factor since they used to live on his ship.

During the fight with the random henchmen, the actual MLF shows up. Dragoness gets taken down by Storm, Polaris, and Rogue, which is strange because next issue she gets taken down again by the same three characters.

In a two page sequence that has some great atmosphere, Stryfe torments Cyclops by tricking him into shooting illusions of children and Jean. After Scott goes on a guilt trip, Stryfe knocks him out and taunts him.

In a pretty important scene, Archangel is busy fighting four armed mutant Forearm when MLF member Kamikaze comes up behind him and gets decapitated by his wings. Boomer finds the head and is reasonably grossed out.

In a non-crossover related storyline, the X-Patriots members chloroform one of Multiple Man’s doubles and escape from the hospital. I’m not really sure what happens after this because I never really read X-Factor.

The issue ends with Quicksilver saving Gambit from villain Wildchild and then getting ambushed by Reaper and stabbed in the leg. The reader is left to wonder if Quicksilver and Gambit will die next issue.

How It Was: Because you demanded it, lots and lots of fighting. But it’s all pretty good fighting, if fairly standard. Plus there’s a hero vs. hero fight, so you have to turn off that part of your brain that keeps pointing out that they could easily resolve the conflict by discussing their problems instead of just exchanging quips and threats. Nothing in the whole issue will really surprise you, other than Warren accidentally lobbing off D-list villain Kamikaze’s head. I know what you’re thinking with the name, but they make that joke in the comic, so I’m not going to touch it.

The art still isn’t my favorite, although there are some sequences that I do think work really well in the style. One panel within the Cyclops scene stands out as incredibly unique because only the yellow parts of his uniform are visible. More often than not, the character poses and expressions look very odd and unnatural; a panel with Bishop has him doing a half split/half squat while shooting an energy blast. All in all, it’s one of those styles that you’ll either love or hate.

It’s lots of action with some fairly forgettable villains. It does the job of moving the plot along, although the way it goes about doing it is rather questionable; the crew just happens upon the base and the henchmen of the MLF. This issue definitely suffers from being in the middle act since the plot can’t proceed too far in order to leave something for the end.

C+

Uncanny X-Men #295

Uncanny X-Men #295
Writer: Scott Lobdell
Art: Brandon Peterson

What Went Down: Part 5 of The X-Cutioner’s Song. Apocalypse isn’t doing too well since he was brought out of his healing chamber too early, yet despite the pain he is still climbing his way to his old base. When he finally reaches the building, he finds the Gold Team, Beast, and Quicksilver waiting for him with the unconscious Horsemen on the ground; evidently the X-Men beat up the other two Horsemen in between issues.

Back at the mansion, X-Force is being held prisoner down in the Danger Room, and Strong Guy is kicking Jubilee out for getting into an argument with Shatterstar. Polaris is up in the booth feeling sorry for them since they are just kids; Havok comes and comforts her.

Down in the medical lab, Moira is monitoring Charles’ life signs while Psylocke visits. Psylocke’s internal monologue explains that she intends to kill the Professor as an act of mercy to avoid the inevitable violation of his body and mind that is to come, but she is interrupted by a summons to the war room.

The Gold Team has a big fight with Apocalypse. Apparently Beast is all better from being turned into a starving weakling since he participates in the fight.

At Stryfe’s base, Jean Grey is being violated by hundreds of metal hands. She manages to escape, only to be knocked unconscious by Stryfe. Stryfe makes a bunch of vague allusions about abandoned children.

Over at the X-Men’s war room, Val Cooper briefs all of the teams on everything that has happened up until now. I guess the paper Sinister gave her had Stryfe’s picture on it, because Val also briefs them on the villain. Jubilee brings up the fact that Cable and Stryfe might be the same person, which seems to concern everyone.

Bishop and Wolverine managed to sneak out of the mansion to go to Canada. They are laying siege to Department K, a recurring antagonist for Cable, to find any files that might lead them to their prey. Bishop thanks Wolverine for trusting him enough to let him come, but Wolverine tells him he only did it because Bishop has a record, and he didn’t want to get any of the other X-Men in legal trouble.

Elsewhere, Colossus and Archangel have Apocalypse on the ropes, but he manages to reach a machine that repowers him. He decides that there is no honor in killing his enemies while they are unconscious, so he just teleports away.

In the mansion’s study, Havok and Gambit offer Cannonball an opportunity to help them hunt Cable or the bad guys responsible for this story. Sam agrees.

Finally, Cable shows up at Department K. He is happy to see that the facility is already under assault as it will make it easier for him to obtain the files he came for. That is until Bishop and Wolverine run into him, which cues the cliffhanger for next issue’s big fight.

How It Was: Very exciting: that’s one way to put it. The fight against Apocalypse is pretty cool. Because he’s depowered, the X-Men seem like they have a chance, which builds the tension a little bit. And of course, is there anything cooler than Bishop and Wolverine beating the tar out of anonymous solders? I think not. Yes, the toughest two characters from each of the X-Men squads finally get to team up and the results are action packed, although not necessarily epic.

As for the rest, Val’s little exposition sequence in the middle is kind of dry, but entirely necessary for those readers who don’t follow X-Force or Cable. And Psylocke’s attempt to euthanize the Professor just comes off as really weird, although it does set up her attitude for future stories.

This issue also sees the benching of X-Force. Other than Cannonball, Boomer, and Cable, none of the other X-Force members do anything of note for the rest of this story. That’s okay though because this crossover already has more than enough characters in it. Peterson’s art once again is decent, although there are a couple of slip ups. On page 9 Alex is wiping away a tear on Lorna, but her eye is drawn on her forehead to make it fit.

A fun little issue right before the halfway point.

B