Uncanny X-Men #283

Uncanny X-Men #283
Writing: Whilce Portacio and John Byrne
Art: Whilce Portacio

What Went Down: Bishop and his team show up with guns blazing. Initially they make the attempt to collar the enemy mutants to send them back to their home time. However, once Fitzroy demonstrates that none of them can go back to the future without dying, they decide that the only solution is for them to kill every criminal.

In an attempt to save their master, some of the criminals use holographic image inducers to mimic Fitzroy’s appearance in hopes of confusing Bishop and his XSE soldiers. One of the mutants mentions that they are from the future causing Storm to wonder if they are from the Days of the Future Past storyline, which they are not.

Bishop first demonstrates his power to absorb energy and redirect it by actually using the power in the same way as the mutant he absorbed it from, in this case through his eyes. Later issues have him just absorb the energy and shoot it from his hands.

Colossus moves in to stop Bishop and tells him that the X-Men do not stand by while people get killed. This inspires conflicting feelings in Bishop since in his time the X-Men are revered legends.

During the commotion, Shinobi Shaw’s guards capture Fitzroy and take him to see their leader.

Bishop decides that the X-Men are too pacifist to be the same ones that he grew up worshiping. Interestingly, he also claims that Archangel isn’t supposed to look blue with metal wings; you could say that this was foreshadowing for developments in the 2000s with X-titles, but I really, really doubt it.

Bishop uses a bracelet on Colossus to take his powers, and views it as further proof since the real Colossus couldn’t possibly be beaten so easily. A large fight ensues, but ends when Storm gets a hold of Bishop’s gun and points it at his chest point blank.

Overhead in the Blackbird, Professor X is trying to put Jean’s mind back in her body while Forge pilots. Xavier expresses how amazing it is that Jean was able to do this. During the process, Charles notes that another presence was observing them; this is the Gamemaster, the being in charge of the Upstart competition. Other than that the process works fine, and Jean is back in her body.

Cut to Shinobi Shaw’s jet, where Shinobi is informing Fitzroy that his Sentinels were able to reattach his finger. Fitzroy claims that he took the ring fairly, but a screen informs him that the Gamemaster is in favor of Shaw, since Fitzroy failed to kill Emma Frost and Jean Grey. Shinobi holds a toast with a group of other people who he claims are fellow Upstarts. Since the Upstarts team that is revealed later is completely different, you can pretty much ignore anyone you see here.

Shinobi’s soldiers also planted explosives on Fitzroy’s base. While Bishop and Storm argue, the explosives are triggered. Storm uses a…errr “pressure dome” to protect the Gold Team, while Bishop and his team just run away.

The team rejoins the Professor and Forge on the Blackbird. Colossus gets medical treatment while Storm wonders why Bishop’s uniform was so similar to the X-Men’s, and whether or not he is from the future.

The final scene is the Gamemaster, who looks like Lobot from Empire Strikes Back (look it up on Wikipedia) talking with Selene, the Black Queen, who is sitting on a throne. They discuss how nobody understands the true purpose of the Upstart competition.

How It Was: Wonderful issue. Bishop and his pragmatic XSE troops make an exciting debut, open up a number of potential questions to be solved later, and act as good foils for the X-Men. The fact that the X-Men can’t even prove their own identities to Bishop also makes for a great twist, as well as Storm’s confusion over how Xavier’s dream could possibly be turned into a group of paramilitary extremists. Fantastic.

Of less interest is everything involving the Upstarts. Not that it’s poorly done; it’s just that it really is a false start. Everything about the team up until this point gets ignored the next time we see the team in Uncanny, except for their goal of killing mutants. Also, for only having four members, the dialogue for Gold Squad is pretty weak. Colossus lectures the whole time on why killing is wrong, Iceman demonstrates backhanded resentment towards Storm’s leadership for some reason, and Archangel doesn’t really say anything worth noting. Things improve a little bit once Scott Lobdell takes over in a couple of months. Plus, nobody shows any emotion over the fact that the Hellions just died. Sure they were villains, but most of them were also teenagers; you’d think it might affect the X-Men a little.

As for art, it’s pretty much the same as last issue. The characters are wonderfully detailed, but there is almost no background art, just solid colors behind the characters. And oddly in some of the scenes with Xavier on the Blackbird, he is colored in lime green tints; the effect feels like it’s meant to evoke some kind of horror tone, but since it’s all but a given that Jean is going to be okay, it’s hard not to feel like the tension is wasted or completely inappropriate. Still, overall very, very good.

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