Thursday, March 10, 2011

Uncanny X-Men #321

Uncanny X-Men #321
Writing: Scott Lobdell and Mark Waid
Art: Ron Garney

What Went Down: Legion Quest Part 3: In this issue, as indicated by the cover, Cable touches Bishop! We begin with a flashback of Magneto and Professor X talking in a bar; this flashback takes place before all of the flashbacks in previous issues of Legion Quest. The two friends are debating their respective philosophies, in a more friendly than usual manner, over drinks. In another corner of the bar, a big fat guy pours a drink on a blind, crippled beggar. Xavier decides to stand up for the beggar, and a huge bar fight ensues with Charles and Magnus fighting everyone in the bar. After beating up everyone, the two friends walk out together.

This flashback turns out to be a story that Xavier is relating to Cable during the construction of a very large alien machine. The machine’s purpose is to use Jean Grey and Xavier’s powers to somehow allow Cable’s astral form to travel back in time to tell the time-lost Gold Team what they need to do. The heroes are strapped in and the machine is activated.

Twenty years prior in Haifa, Israel, Iceman and Bishop are working as dockworkers. During their lunch break, they meet up with Storm and Psylocke to discuss their plight. We learn that Betsy has been using her powers to try to figure out who they are for three weeks now.

In another part of the city, Xavier and Magnus are discussing Charles’ relationship with Gabrielle Haller; for some reason, the flaming David Haller at the end of last issue has been completely forgotten about. Magnus encourages Charles to go for it with Gaby, and they go off to the hospital together.

Outside in a garden, Gaby is visited by Legion, her future son. Legion uses his powers to take the appearance of Charles. He grabs her and begins kissing her; it is strongly implied that they have sex together. Yep, David Haller sleeps with his mother in the past (Allegedly). Xavier senses that Gabrielle is in danger and hurries to her.

At the dock, Cable appears before Bishop; Bishop recognizes him, but before they can talk, the other X-Men attack Cable. Cable is able to touch Bishop, which somehow causes energy to flow through all the X-Men, letting them remember everything. Magneto and Charles find Gabrielle on the ground unconscious. It turns out that Legion has also regained his memory, and he now wants to kill the future Magneto.

How It Was: Well, if you read my review of last issue, you probably know what I’m going to say about this issue; the Xavier/Magneto content rocks and everything else doesn’t so much. Particularly of interest is the initial flashback at the beginning of the issue that shows off an interesting twist on the dynamic of the two friends’ relationship. While Magneto is usually thought of as the one must ready to use violence against humans to protect the weak, it is Xavier who jumps to the defense of the beggar and Magneto who tries to get the bullies to walk away by talking to them. This actually makes sense in the fact that the X-Men are as much about fighting, although with non-lethal violence, to achieve their goals; this scene is a perfect example of how both men’s methods are really more similar than different, and how their conflict is really defined more by their philosophies about human nature.

The other flashbacks with Xavier and Magneto are also good; I like how both characters are conflicted over Charles’ relationship with Gabrielle Haller, but for different reasons. The only problem is that neither one of them seems to acknowledge the fact that their John Doe patient burst into flames in the last issue, revealing himself to be a mutant. Since this was how the last issue left off, you’d think it would be more important then discussing the ethics of dating a patient. I don’t know, I guess there was a breakdown in communication somewhere between the two writers.

Once again the Blue Team doesn’t have a whole heck of a lot to do. Beast helps the Shi’ar build a big honking device to send Cable back in time, and that’s about it. As contrived as the Gold Team’s amnesia in the past is, I find it even more contrived that the cure for the amnesia is Cable’s touching Bishop. There are a number of other plot holes: how does the Blue Team figure out where and when the Gold Team is? How does Legion get his memory back? And why oh why does Legion have sex with his mother? The plot line is supposed to be that all of Legion’s personalities have merged, making him sane for the first time, but these aren't the actions of a sane individual. More importantly, this scene really doesn’t serve any purpose in the story other than to freak readers out. Also, how did Legion’s hair grow back since last issue?

Ron Garney is pitch hitting for Joe Mad this issue, and he does a pretty good job. I really like the fight scene at the beginning and the art sells me on the fact that Magneto and Xavier could beat up a bar full of bigots. If I had one complaint, I guess I would say that his Beast looks a little short and odd-shaped, but other than that, it is quite good.  Besides the fight at the beginning, this is probably the weakest of the issues in this story. I feel like they could have done the whole series in three issues if the first and last issues were kept the same, and the second issue was nothing but flashbacks of Magneto and Xavier setting up the arrival of Legion and the X-Men at the end. The stuff with the time lost Gold Team and the Blue Team sitting around really has no point.

C

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