Saturday, May 12, 2012

Uncanny X-Men #351

Uncanny X-Men #351
Writing: Steve Seagle
Art: John Cassady, Terry Dodson, and a whole bunch more

What Went Down:  On a plane to Alaska, Jean Grey is telepathically searching for the Professor, but her abilities are hampered by something or someone on the plane.  The plane lurches as a small aircraft attaches to it.  Cyclops and Jean discuss her troubles until they are interrupted by Staci, their new Alaskan neighbor.  As the couples talk, another passenger panics and has to be restrained. 

At the institute, Archangel flies over to assist the team with the cleanup from X-Men #70 and say goodbye to Scott and Jean, unaware that they’ve already left.  Wolverine complains that it’s been three days since they asked for help, and Warren should’ve been there to help from the start.  Warren tries to explain that he’s been busy with his business and his relationship; Maggott and Logan mock him.  Joseph even complains that Betsy should’ve teleported him to a hospital.  Archangel leaves angry; he’s observed by Marrow, who is infatuated by him. 

Back in the air, the plane is invaded by soldiers of AIM.  Since they are an organization dedicated to science, all the agents are named after famous scientists.  The soldiers capture a Dr. Sibelius and ask him about the entity.  Dr. Sibelius tells them that they have no idea what they’re dealing with, so the AIM members shoot him with a taser.  Jean is away from her seat, so she decides to look for the Entity. 

Suddenly, all of the passengers and soldiers are overwhelmed by memories of sad moments in their lives.  The soldiers tase the unruly passenger; Cyclops goes to stop them, but decides his eyebeams would be too much strain on his injuries.  Back in Westchester, Cannonball receives a letter from Tabitha “Boom Boom” Smith inviting him to go to Colossal Man, a Burning Man analogue for the Marvel Universe, with the rest of his old teammates in X-Force.  Sam flies off, and the editor plugs his adventures in X-Force #75.

In the storage compartments on the plane Jean discovers the entity: a fiery ghost presence that has been imprisoned.  The Entity can control emotions, and Jean is afraid to use her powers around it.  Instead, Jean hides as AIM brings the scientist below, but Dr. Sibelius explains that Entity’s container is rigged to explode if it is opened at this high of an altitude.  The soldiers are assaulted by another wave of negative emotions.

Outside the plane, the AIM hovercraft detaches to let the plane land, but ends up crashing into the plane’s wing.  Cyclops tackles one of the guards, and a pilot hits another with a fire extinguisher, saving the passengers.  Jean takes out another guard and convinces Entity to project calm emotions into everyone on the plane so they won’t panic.  After the plane lands, Jean talks to the government officials on behalf of Entity, saying that she should be freed.  The soldiers are from Department H, basically the Canadian equivalent of Weapon X.  Jean and Scott finish the issue talking to their new neighbors about how crazy an adventure they just had.

How It Was:  After the heartfelt goodbye of X-Men #71, it’s surprising and a little disappointing to see Cyclops and Jean Grey again so soon afterwards.  Yes, this story was teased last issue, but with Cyclops on the mend, how good of an adventure could the two really get into?  The answer is not a great one, especially since it is dependent on an extraordinary amount of coincidences.  The plane that they’re on contains their future neighbors, an imprisoned disembodied spirit that controls emotions, has two super heroes on it, and is the target of an AIM robbery.  Again Seagle is going for a seemingly normal everyday experience interrupted by the fact that the protagonists live in the Marvel Universe, but this one feels really forced.

The Entity itself is a curious character because the descriptions of it as a firebird always led me to believe that it was the Phoenix Force, or somehow related to it.  This would explain some of the events that take place in the next few issues.  But then the climax is Entity making everyone feel good about themselves, and then disappearing to never be seen again.  Pretty lame.  The rest of the action isn’t great either: we get Scott and Jean punching out a couple of guards and Cyclops complaining about his injury for like ten pages straight.

The Archangel thread is also a surprising choice.  I do like that Seagle acknowledges Warren and Betsy’s exclusion from the events of X-Men #70, but this scene seems like a lot of overreaction, and not a lot comes of it.  Psylocke was teleporting everyone home after an adventure, so why does it matter to everybody where they ended up?  And Archangel sounds like such a twat when he complains how hard his life is compared to the X-Men.  He’s a freaking billionaire!  It’s not a particularly interesting direction to take Archangel, and it’s an even worse choice to introduce Marrow’s infatuation with him when he’s complaining about how hard it is to maintain an apartment, a business, and a relationship.  Yes, I know the writers are setting up this religious experience to further Marrow’s character transformation, but hearing Warren whine like he does would go against everything Marrow believes about survival and superficial trappings making you weak.

And now for the huge issue with this issue.  The cover boasts more artists than any other single issue, and they’re probably right.  There are six pencillers and six inkers.  Which leads to the obvious question: how does it look?  And then the answer which is: pretty terrible.  The art is horribly inconsistent, with drastically different art styles being swapped in the middle of scenes.  It’s incredibly jarring.  For example, the beginning of Archangel’s argument is drawn in a dark, thickly inked and sketchy style with a drab, dull color palate.  Then you turn the page and it switches to bright colors and typical Marvel house style with virtually no inks.  Cyclops goes from the thickest five-o-clock shadow you’ve ever seen to completely shaved a few pages later.  It’s clear that the X-offices were still scrambling to replace Joe Madureira as a regular pencil, but there’s no excuse for this.  If you’re trying to sell comics as a legitimate entertainment form next to movies and TV, more effort has to go into the product to make it look good.  So we end up with a mediocre story with a lot of art snags. 

D+

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