Wolverine #104

Wolverine #104
Writing: Larry Hama
Art: Val Semeiks

What Went Down: Troll Wolverine starts off the issue climbing up the side of the Massachusetts Xavier School—home of Generation X. They’re not around, but it doesn’t matter because Wolverine is here to see Gateway. He thinks that Gateway can show him how Xavier became Onslaught. Gateway shows Logan his bullroarer, the stone on a string that he spins to use his powers, before using it to show Wolverine the memory of when he had to kill his love Mariko from back in Wolverine #57. Wolverine is overcome by the scene and falls off the roof, but Elektra saves him.

Wolverine claims this isn’t her business, but Elektra insists that he is her responsibility. They both climb to the roof again and ask Gateway to show them the truth about Xavier. Instead, Gateway shows Elektra a repressed memory of hell from back when Bullseye killed her. She sees her father and a number of dead Hand Ninjas rise out of the lava to attack her. Elektra is overcome with emotion, but Wolverine steadies her. Then Wolverine asks Gateway to show him more.

This time Gateway transports all three of them to Xavier’s mansion. Wolverine reflects on what has transpired in the last couple of months before the world becomes distorted, and Wolverine and Elektra are sucked into Gateway’s eye molecularly. Here they are shown the scene from X-Men #25 right after Wolverine had his adamantium sucked from his bones. At the moment Xavier shuts off Magneto’s mind, the two heroes’ level of perception changes. They watch as part of Magneto’s “dark essence” is transported from Magneto to Xavier. Wolverine tries to call out to Charles that Magneto planted something in him, but it’s too late and the heroes are transported back to the Massachusetts Academy.

Outside Wolverine broods because he blames himself for Xavier being pushed to destroy Magneto and getting infected as a result. Elektra brings up that at least he has an important piece of the Onslaught puzzle. Wolverine also mentions that when he saw himself lying there in the memory, it made him realize how much he missed being a normal man. Elektra tells him he still is one (Awwww).

How It Was: As with many stories in the Onslaught crossover, this issue feels like it should be more significant to the overall story, but ultimately it doesn’t really affect anything. Plus, the main revelation of the story has already been completely ruined by previous issues in the crossover where the X-Men already alluded to Magneto’s persona somehow corrupting Xavier, because of the character design obviously influenced by Magneto. Since the whole Onslaught story has been so poorly organized from the start, this issue never pays off as an important contribution plot wise.

Well, there’s still the chance that it could stand on its own merits as just a one-off story, but no, it’s pretty bad as far as that goes as well. Gateway, who is more a plot device than a character since he never talks, is wheeled out as an easy means of discovering the “mystery.” And really, there is no logic behind Wolverine thinking that Gateway would have the answer he would need in the first place. Also, it’s odd that there is no mention of Gateway’s appearance in X-Men #50, or for that matter, what the heck he was doing in that issue.

Unfortunately there are twenty-two pages to fill, so Gateway can’t just give Wolverine a straight answer to the question of “What the heck happened to Xavier.” Instead we have to sit through a number of unrelated flashbacks to once again establish that being a super hero is hard. There’s a weak attempt to set up the flashbacks as being necessary as a means of building up Wolverine and Elektra’s tolerance for pain and misery, so that they won’t be overwhelmed by the “horrifying” scene of Wolverine’s ultimate loss and Xavier’s corruption. But really most of this issue is just padding.

Worst of all, we’re still dealing with Angsty Monkey Wolverine. I like that Wolverine shares the responsibility for Onslaught since it was his injury that pushed Xavier over the edge, but nothing really ever comes from this. Furthermore, Elektra seems to have no purpose in this issue other than to give Wolverine someone to talk to and encourage him. This characterization of her as a nurturing friend never seemed quite right to me since she is normally more of a reckless thrillseeker/vicious assassin.

Most disappointing of all is the discovery that Onslaught isn’t just Xavier’s fears, dark desires, and doubts manifested; instead, Marvel had to make it clear that Xavier is a victim by having him become infected with evil by Magneto. This doesn’t work at all because Magneto isn’t really evil; he just sees coexistence between humans and mutants as impossible, and quite frankly there is a good chance that he might be right. Plus it just undercuts the impact that Onslaught has; instead of showing that Xavier, with all his power, is susceptible to the same disappointments and frustrations as anyone else, it just forces him back into the benevolent saint category by making him entirely free from blame. And really, as I’ve said before, this particular story has no effect on the larger narrative; it doesn’t play any part in the progression or resolution of the story. So it is largely disappointing.

D+

X-Men #50

X-Men #50
Writing: Scott Lobdell
Art: Andy Kubert

See X-Men Unlimited #10 next.
 
What Went Down: Cyclops wakes up tangled in a tree, in his underwear, and without his visor. Storm gets him out, but notes that she has some broken ribs and a twisted ankle. Wolverine comes to, and comments that he wasn’t even at the mansion when he was ambushed, while Storm discovers that Iceman has a huge chunk missing from his chest.

At the mansion, Xavier wakes up to Gateway spinning a portal in Xavier’s room, seemingly trying to abduct him. Xavier also happens to be narrating this issue as well. Bishop bursts in shooting his guns, but Gateway deflects the shots. Jean follows and subdues Gateway; Bishop remarks that it seems as if Gateway wanted to be stopped. Back in the mystery forest, Cyclops is trying to get Iceman to calm down, but Bobby is panicking because of the hole in his chest. He wonders if he’ll ever be able to return to human form.

Wolverine and Storm scout ahead, and Wolverine senses something invisible following them. Logan manages to disable its cloaking device temporarily, and Storm mistakes the threat for Onslaught. Actually this is Post, the herald of Onslaught. He is testing the X-Men to collect data for Onslaught. After knocking the X-Men away, Post fixes his cloaking device and disappears again.

At the mansion, Beast talks to Banshee about the disappearance of Chamber last issue. In an example of horrible planning, after abducting Chamber, Gateway ended up immediately depositing him back at the school, so last issue’s seemingly significant clue is now a dud. Suddenly an outline of Onslaught appears before the X-Men, causing discomfort for the Professor and Jean.

Cyclops and Iceman meet up with Storm and Wolverine to discuss their plan. They pretend to argue and fight, but really they are positioning themselves to attack the only area in the clearing large enough for Post to be in. How Cyclops and Iceman know the size of Post, I’ll never know. Post looks defeated, but he wakes up and conducts his powers through Iceman. Storm has to put him out with a blizzard.

At the mansion, Beast figures out that Onslaught is testing the X-Men. He comes to this conclusion because three of the X-Men taken were energy wielders, whatever that has to do with anything, and finds it interesting that Onslaught had to abduct the X-Men when he should be powerful enough to storm the mansion. He also figures that the captive X-Men were taken to a source of power.

As Post is about to kill Cyclops and Wolverine, Storm senses something unnatural about the forest around them. She tells Iceman to attack everything in the environment, which in some way weakens Post. Iceman chills Post’s brain, and Cyclops finishes him off with an optic blast. This results in the X-Men teleporting back to the mansion for some reason. Onslaught contacts Gateway to tell him that he overestimated the X-Men because they could barely stop Post, the weakest of Onslaught’s soldiers. Then Onslaught threatens the X-Men, saying that no one can stop him, before disappearing.

How It Was: More double-sized comics…NOOOOO! This particular one comes with a spiffy shiny wraparound cardboard stock cover. Oh, nineties comics gimmicks… thank God you’re not still around because comics are already expensive enough nowadays.

This is the first significant mention we’ve had of Onslaught since Uncanny #322, when we learned Onslaught beat up the Juggernaut. It’s also the first appearance of Post, who has the second worst villain name ever, next to Sack of Gene Nation. Because at this point the X-Office was still trying to figure out who or what Onslaught was going to be, this issue is very vague, and the hints it does give turn out to be inconsequential. Post, for example, has no major function during the Onslaught crossover other than fighting a few random heroes.

The sequence of Beast making scientific observations about Onslaught’s plan is one of the worst scenes ever as none of his conclusions make any sense or serve a purpose. Why does Beast have to figure out they’re being tested when the captive X-Men could just tell them the same thing after they get back?

In fact, this entire issue doesn’t make a lot of sense, before or after you learn that Xavier is Onslaught. The whole sequence with Chamber being captured and sent back reeks of poor planning on the part of the writers, and there’s no reason for Onslaught to tell Gateway to abduct Xavier, since he is Xavier. The narration of the issue also seems to indicate that Xavier hasn’t yet been decided upon as the identity of Onslaught, although you could read it as Onslaught being a repressed part of Charles’ mind. And why does Onslaught even bother to test the X-Men when Xavier’s been doing that for years? It seems as if he’s just screwing with them for the sake of being malicious because I can’t think of another reason. Even the fight with Post doesn’t make a lot sense. How is the environment tied to Post? Why would anybody open themselves up to that kind of weakness?

There are far too many plot holes that never get filled. Most of the issue is padded with various members of the X-Men threatening Gateway to talk when he is effectively a mute, and their two telepaths are just sitting there.  We also never learn why Gateway is working for Onslaught or what his overall purpose is with abducting various characters. It’s a shame because the setup of the story is rather good with a bunch of handicapped X-Men forced to fight one of Onslaught’s weapons. There’s not a lot to care about within this issue. All we get is the introduction of a C-list villain with Onslaught threatening the heroes from behind the scenes like a Bond villain or something. It’s not very impressive at all.

C-